Coffee Shop Gossip

BREAKING NEWS - Shortly after the capture of Venezuala president Nicolas Maduro, long-time friend and rogue children’s TV performer Bert announced his succession as interim leader of the Latin American country. 

Bert was swiftly captured, transported and placed in detainment with Maduro where he is pending charges in federal court. Support for Bert’s capture was on full display as Muppet residents of Sesame Street took to the streets and celebrated the removal and incarceration of the national TV personality with a storied past. 

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